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October 30 2013, 2pm


alittlestoryabouteverything:

-GIVEAWAY-GIVEAWAY-GIVEAWAY-GIVEAWAY-GIVEAWAY-
 I am giving away those COPIC Markers because I know there’s loads of people short on money and they’re expensive as fuck plus I don’t really use them. (I draw with a pen)
23 COPIC markers + 1 colorless blender (“0”)
Containing:

-YG95 “Pale Olive”

-W3 “Warm Gray No.3” x2

-C2 “Cool Gray No.2”

-C1 “Cool Gray No.1”

-C4 “Cool Gray No.4”

-C6 “Cool Gray No.6”

-G00 “Jade Green”

-E34 “Orientale”

-R02 “Flesh”
-G82 “Spring Dim Green”

-B21 “Baby Blue”

-B24 “Sky”

-B29 “Ultramarine”

-BG05 “Holiday Blue”

-Y13 “Lemon Yellow”

-YR04 “Chrome Orange”

-R17 “Lipstick Orange”

-R20 “Blush”

-R32 “Peach”

-R39 “Garnet”

-RV19 “Red Violet”

-V09 “Violet”
 >Reblog as much as you want,

>follow me if you like or just Check out my blog (would be nice),

>GIVEAWAY ends on Halloween and the winner will be chosen (If you want me to include an awesome thingy drawn by me just say so)
 *~++~~+CLICK FOR YOUR QUESTIONS TO BE ANSWERED+~*~+*

alittlestoryabouteverything:

-GIVEAWAY-GIVEAWAY-GIVEAWAY-GIVEAWAY-GIVEAWAY-


I am giving away those COPIC Markers because I know there’s loads of people short on money and they’re expensive as fuck plus I don’t really use them. (I draw with a pen)

23 COPIC markers + 1 colorless blender (“0”)

Containing:

-YG95 “Pale Olive”


-W3 “Warm Gray No.3” x2


-C2 “Cool Gray No.2”


-C1 “Cool Gray No.1”


-C4 “Cool Gray No.4”


-C6 “Cool Gray No.6”


-G00 “Jade Green”


-E34 “Orientale”


-R02 “Flesh”

-G82 “Spring Dim Green”


-B21 “Baby Blue”


-B24 “Sky”


-B29 “Ultramarine”


-BG05 “Holiday Blue”


-Y13 “Lemon Yellow”


-YR04 “Chrome Orange”


-R17 “Lipstick Orange”


-R20 “Blush”


-R32 “Peach”


-R39 “Garnet”


-RV19 “Red Violet”


-V09 “Violet”


>Reblog as much as you want,


>follow me if you like or just Check out my blog (would be nice),


>GIVEAWAY ends on Halloween and the winner will be chosen
(If you want me to include an awesome thingy drawn by me just say so)


*~++~~+CLICK FOR YOUR QUESTIONS TO BE ANSWERED+~*~+*

(Source: n-aifu)


October 15 2013, 4pm


alittlestoryabouteverything:

-GIVEAWAY-GIVEAWAY-GIVEAWAY-GIVEAWAY-GIVEAWAY-
 I am giving away those COPIC Markers because I know there’s loads of people short on money and they’re expensive as fuck plus I don’t really use them. (I draw with a pen)
23 COPIC markers + 1 colorless blender (“0”)
Containing:

-YG95 “Pale Olive”

-W3 “Warm Gray No.3” x2

-C2 “Cool Gray No.2”

-C1 “Cool Gray No.1”

-C4 “Cool Gray No.4”

-C6 “Cool Gray No.6”

-G00 “Jade Green”

-E34 “Orientale”

-R02 “Flesh”
-G82 “Spring Dim Green”

-B21 “Baby Blue”

-B24 “Sky”

-B29 “Ultramarine”

-BG05 “Holiday Blue”

-Y13 “Lemon Yellow”

-YR04 “Chrome Orange”

-R17 “Lipstick Orange”

-R20 “Blush”

-R32 “Peach”

-R39 “Garnet”

-RV19 “Red Violet”

-V09 “Violet”
 >Reblog as much as you want,

>follow me if you like or just Check out my blog (would be nice),

>GIVEAWAY ends on Halloween and the winner will be chosen (If you want me to include an awesome thingy drawn by me just say so)
 *~++~~+CLICK FOR YOUR QUESTIONS TO BE ANSWERED+~*~+*

alittlestoryabouteverything:

-GIVEAWAY-GIVEAWAY-GIVEAWAY-GIVEAWAY-GIVEAWAY-


I am giving away those COPIC Markers because I know there’s loads of people short on money and they’re expensive as fuck plus I don’t really use them. (I draw with a pen)

23 COPIC markers + 1 colorless blender (“0”)

Containing:

-YG95 “Pale Olive”


-W3 “Warm Gray No.3” x2


-C2 “Cool Gray No.2”


-C1 “Cool Gray No.1”


-C4 “Cool Gray No.4”


-C6 “Cool Gray No.6”


-G00 “Jade Green”


-E34 “Orientale”


-R02 “Flesh”

-G82 “Spring Dim Green”


-B21 “Baby Blue”


-B24 “Sky”


-B29 “Ultramarine”


-BG05 “Holiday Blue”


-Y13 “Lemon Yellow”


-YR04 “Chrome Orange”


-R17 “Lipstick Orange”


-R20 “Blush”


-R32 “Peach”


-R39 “Garnet”


-RV19 “Red Violet”


-V09 “Violet”


>Reblog as much as you want,


>follow me if you like or just Check out my blog (would be nice),


>GIVEAWAY ends on Halloween and the winner will be chosen
(If you want me to include an awesome thingy drawn by me just say so)


*~++~~+CLICK FOR YOUR QUESTIONS TO BE ANSWERED+~*~+*

(Source: n-aifu)


July 12 2013, 6am


hahaharlequin wants to hear a joke


"Explosions!" He said, jumping up. He kicked the handle of the blade, forcing it up out of the concrete between her thighs and into the air. He grabbed it when it came within reach and he slipped it back into his pocket. “Now that’s what I’m talking about! And of course-"

He leaned down putting his face close to Harley’s. He smiled his toothy grin, and he licked the blood of her bottom lip. Slowly. “-ash is an aphrodisiac, my beautiful psychotic thing.” He jumped up once again, throwing his right hand into the air.

"To the driving machine!"

Harley breathed a sigh that turned into a gentle moan as his tongue passed over her lip, so easily forgetting any fear in the pure pleasure and utter excitement of it all. When he pulled away, Harley clapped like an excited child and skipped off to grab her the keys and her purse.

"I have ‘ta put my face on in the car, Puddin’" she said absently, swinging her overly large, red and black leather shoulder bag. "Plus I got a few pretty little toys ‘ta show you. This’ll be a riot!" she giggled. She stopped once before turning to the car, to drape her arms over his shoulder and give him a kiss. As their lips met, her free hand drifted into her purse and she pulled out a small grenade that she had painted bright smiley faces on. As she stepped back, she gave him a playful bow and put it in his hand.

"Yer such’a sweet talker. You always know just what a girl wants’ta hear, Mistah Jay" she grinned, then danced off toward the car.


July 10 2013, 4am


hahaharlequin wants to hear a joke


He smiled, but rolled his eyes.

"Oh-" He grabbed her ass hard with his right hand, his left going into his jacket pocket, "-Harley! You know just how to excite me! But see, my dear-" He released her from his right hands grab and he began to step into the darkness, his lanky shape disappearing into the void.

"-if we were just to fuck, what would that get us!? No where! Then again, if we were to kill a person on the street, that would get us no where either! So now tell me, sexy-" A foot flew from the darkness and collided with her breasts, the force pushing her down. With his right hand and legs, Joker forced Harleys legs open. The left hand exited the jacket pocket, wielding a combat knife and he shoved it between her open thighs, very close to her crotch, and into the concrete.

"How do we have more FUN!?"

A giggle escaped her, though she bit at her lip as he moved. But the moment that he let her go her playful demeanor became rather indignant, and her smile turned to a sour pout. She watched him closely, doing her best to read his body language. She had once been a well educated and respected psychologist, and it was a skill that she had not completely lost.

Though, whenever she had turned any sort of psychological skill toward her lovely Clown, she always seemed to come up short. Maybe it was his chaotic nature? Or maybe she just had a soft spot for him.

As he stepped back into the dark, she peered intently at where he had been. Her expression cycled quickly between excitement, confusion, and then finally a raw, very real fear. Her breath slipped between her lips in a rather uncomfortable sound as foot made contact with her chest, and her back made contact with the floor. She was lucky that her head didn’t bounce off of the concrete, but she did bit her lip on the way down and a small trail of blood had already appeared on her pale chin. Her wide blue eyes watched every movement, full of passion and panic.

She couldn’t help but moan as he forced her legs apart, and, despite her fears, she laughed as she felt the cold of the knife against her inner thigh.

"Oh Puddin’, ya’ always know just how ‘ta turn a girl on" she whispered, though there was a slight quiver to her voice. Beyond her obsession and delusions, she really was never quite sure what he might do.

"We could always try somethin’ with fire?" she whispered, licking the blood from her ruby lips. "Nothin’ hotter than an explosion or two. And the city in flames, how romantic."


July 10 2013, 3am


hahaharlequin wants to hear a joke


"Quiet!" Joker shouted, putting a hand to his temple. “You’re giving me a headache already…" He looked at her barely concealed body in the light. “However, you’re body never ceases to amaze me my dear!” He said, lunging towards her and taking her in his arms. “Now, now, now, Harley! What shall we do with this!”

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She was tempted to give him a good heel to the foot for that, but the heat of his body and the scent that positively screamed madness had her mind wandering to other things.

"That depends" she whispered in a breathy voice, her lips nearly close enough to his cheek to smear the greasepaint. "Are ‘ya talkin’ ‘bout this-" she put on of his hands on her hip and traced it slowly over the curve of her leather covered asset. "Or this-" she grinned as she pulled out her gun. “‘Cause ‘ya know how just how talented I can be with either."


July 10 2013, 3am


hahaharlequin wants to hear a joke


the-killer-clown-of-gotham:

Joker smiled his wide yellow smile. “Haaarrrrrlllleeeyyy.” Joker said, his tongue licking his lips afterwards. He strutted forward, jokingly of course, and placed a hand on his hip when he was a few feet in front of her. “Don’t you just look DIVINE!”

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Harley’s full lips spread into a wide grin before she turned in a small circle, making sure to stick her hip out at just the right angle for her black leather skirt to catch the light, as well as her barely concealed .50 cal Desert Eagle beneath her bright red jacket.

"Always, Mistah Jay. I gotta distract ‘em with somethin’!" she laughed.


December 27 2012, 4pm


I thought these would like nice on ya.

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xoxoxox

-J

Oh, Puddin’! Ya’ really do care!! Merry Christmas!!


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